Thursday, August 19, 2010

Speech Part 1

hello eberyone

53 years ago back in world bore 2 i was fighting against amber bo

amberbo as you all know is a very not tight dog that invades minecraft servers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  while i was digging the water trenches i saw him in the horizon nazing our t wer !! he was flyign and nazing it and so i picked up my magnun and blasted him !!!!!!!i missed all shots but he had tnt in his hand and the wind blasted it ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM there was smoke and guts everywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!then i saw him come out of the smokes losing a lot of his guts !!!!!!!

he said to me

prepare to die you killed me dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i said neber !!!!!!!!

he took out his claws and we started restling on the tough grounds.  we rolled on the badlands rocks , but they formed a circle and so we went around them and he got a lot of nazis with him but i blasted them then we were at a clfii and it was very long from the bottom of the cliff to the top of the cliff but i was brave so i still jumperd off but he started clawing at the cliff and he made a picture of a dog and it said

leave this place you are not welcome from the spACE TOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i said never !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then i managed to hold on to the cliff and amber bo did too i helped him up then he took out his nazi symbols and threw cheese and wine at me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i knew it he was not a nazi he was a french fried potato !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he took off his nazi mask and he now looks like a potato forever on his eye .     he said no i said yes and i took out my double sided daggor and blasted him with it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! powpow the bullets kept coming out but he was on a tower now ? so i started blasting him fromm the upardds ramparts but he had an american flag in front of him adn i shot that instead and i was arrested for 2004 years and i got there by spaceship ??????????????????????????????????????ok now i am in jail and i am hitting a baseboll on the wall and i said lets escape and then my bud said i do not want to and so i tied him up and bullied him until he wanted to escape so i am making ia picture of amber jobo and throwing rocks at it he says hey bud what are you doing ????????????????/// i r surprised and i throw a rock at him and he falls down and is dead then he opens his eyes and says

i am amberbo and you killed my dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was a trick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i rushed down the stairs to my laundry room and hid there for a few years !
boom pow there he was ! he
had managed to get through the door somehow for the years and i looked at my house from the outside from the window and saw he had nazied the house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i screamed helb but too late amber bo grabbed me by the bowtie and nazied me !!!!!!!!!!!!! i withstood though and managed to get to china in time for the new year and hid there as a dragon he could not find me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i have withstood the test of time he is not very happpy though so i have to walk realy fast to a gas station where i get my bolkslagon it is briight green and very mechanical !!!!!!!!!!!!i had to dr vie to the badlands again and there it was the tombs of jaroo !!!!!!!!!!!!
jaroo was made by the celestial being priok the 1st and hhe haunts the world and is only nice to gods !!!!!!!!!!!i said that only jaroo can help me i must go now but my head fell off and roll down a hill and i pit it on it was ambver bo inside my head !!!!!!! i took him out and threw him really really far and ran into the tombs of jaroo i was there but i learned my way by putting mushbooms on the walls and 3 years later ui fiond the ghost of haroo i said jaroo is not here ????????????????????????????????????????????
haroo said no he is not here the dogs had taken him to the kingdom of dogs and i have to find him but i said i can not because amber bo is trying to nazi me !he said you must face your fears and i said ok and we went . we had become bery good friends as we traveled to the kingdom of bogs and then 2 hours later we were there and i saw dogs on the streets begging for the boneys
i said why are they like that dont we all have boneys ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????no they are not haroo said to me i had learned an important lesson in the world .    i had come from the lands of boo where everyone had a boney
yesterday after that event we went to the kingdom of dogs it took us one minute i saw the dogs taking the jaroo to the temple !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theya re going to sacrifice them we must stop

no said haroo we must let life decide it’s own choices

i had learned something today then jaroo walked by us and said lets go and we ran away to the badlands and the tomb of jaroo we walked in and found amberbo and swastikas everywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i said i thought i left you on the desert he said we are at the deserty and i was sad then i came to grips with my toes and strangled him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he came out as a gohst and said

i will be back i will be back you killed my dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!

wewaited for three mintues and he came back so i wwent on top of the empire state building that was made out of cats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i said amberbo amberbo i knew you hated cats you are a monster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i saw a nest of cats they fell out of a tree but i fixed their nets and said

no it is not time for you to join amberbo’s dog yet

i greew really really big and so did amber bo and we looked at eachother for 43 years and then he took out his guns and started spinning them really really fast and so did i and then we were falling off the building and blastign eachother i got blasted 500 times in the head and died 600 yimes but i am still alive he fought me good but then i got him  and sacrificed him to jaroo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or so i thought ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
he came bakc as ghost and said to ME i dont wnant to die and he swooped at me and i said amerbo you cant hurt me i have american blag !!!!!!!!!!!he cursed and sent nazis after me but they were busy at a montijima so he couldnt do anything he sat down and started haunting me and spoiled my milk everyday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i went to aslaksa so milk could not spoil but it did because he put it under an igloo where it had nazis and it was hot !!!!!!!!!!!so hot that i collapsed and drank lots ok milk but it weas spoiled !!!!!!!!!!!!! i had to run really fast to the docotor but he was hanging by a rope so i said that i can only get cured if i go to my enemy so i did and died 3 times but i kept going and found the nazis the nazis said that yopu can only cure the milk poison if you defeat alIENS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i said i diONT want DO that but they saud that i was scared and young so they made me go with haroo he was very old by now he was 238473895 years old and sadly died by the road i kept going i had to be strong but i was losing boxygen as i went into space and said i need doxygen if i need to breathe stuff that grows in my yard so i got a spacesuit and became a NASA i went to space and found aleins they were accutally from another dimension and and i saw i was amberbo and i was a space ghost !!!!!!!!!!i said

space goats leaves this place be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they refused so i blasted them and they died AGAIN but they were alright i went to the sherriff and i asked if you coudlc ure me i defeated the aelians and space ghosts he said he was amber bo and got me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 70 years later i woke up and had swastikas stamped on my forehead i saw through my eyebowlsand learedn i had become a real bazi but amber do saw me and killed me but i woke up and saw him crying and i asked whats wrong andhe said he wanted to be loved and he missed his dog but i said shut up i dont care and i blasted him a lot !!!!!amber bo is gone foreber but i soon learned that if i killed him he would be wib his dog and i didnt want thst so i used a beonix down and he is alive and he says i just want to die i said sorry you cant you would  be too happy !!!!!i thought where should i put him i put him inside a dog and made hium watch the heart beat egegegege amber bo is gone foreber so i said rto jaroo hello he said hello but a piece of light was on his eye and it was a potato it was amber bo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amber bo said that i instead put jaroo inside the dog AND he was disguised ??????i blasted him but he blasted me back and i saw that the only weakness was his potato skin but he got me on the ground and raised a shopping cart over his head !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you killed my dog prepare to die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he brought the shoppingcart down but i dodged and we fought but then jaroo said this can only be decided in a statium !!!!!!!!!!!!!!we went to the statium and we heard the buzelwuslas blowing really loudly but i conceentrated on my task but amber bo had a heart attack and he died then his potato faded away and showed he was actually haroo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  one of the buzvelzlsas grew into a potato and there he was amber bo we fought but we were even matched then i threw a rock at him he died

amber bo is gone foreber !!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!o????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!r so i thought ????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! !?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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